There's something for EVERYONE

THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE



This blog consists of random musings, poetry, songs, parodies and stories born out of Awesome guitar solos, Boredom madness and Twilight fever.



I know what your thinking- Twilight? NEXT BLOG. But lets look at this objectively- i'm a female, susceptible to romantic fantasies ( i know, it annoys me too), it has hot people, and thirdly i've always had this vampire obssession and have watched practically every vampire sop or movie there is.



Then there is the case of boredom madness- u know when you're in class, and its not your average droning lecture but the kind of moronic lecture where the guy tries to make you participate in the said boring lecture and tries to use humor, sarcasm and even narcissism to get you interested? That makes me VERY sad. Therefore to escape into an alternate reality of poetic non-awkwardness, i have been forced to write some randomness that to me feels like some sort of an outlet. Sort of like punching a wall.



3rdly Guitar solos. Ever had those moments when you hear this certain kinda music and it SEIZES you and warps your mind and you feel disoriented thereafter? yep.. there's some of those moment-inspired writting too.



so here's me- past and present

enjoy :-)



To make this page easier to understand

To make this page easier to understand
i have divided my posts in to the phases of my life which correspond to what i've written and when i'd written them, they are-

The juvenile phase

The angsty phase

The self discovery phase

The thoughtful phase

The mature phase (which is where i am right now )



aaaaaand there might be a few combinations there-of

Monday, December 13, 2010

GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN (a Twilight parody of a christmas carol) {from mature-juvenile phase}

God rest ye ladies and gentlemen
and fangirls, attention pay
Rob pattinson, the Twilight star
was born on the 13th of May
to save Bella from Satan's power
in this movie he's called "James"
o tidings of romance and joy,
of girl and boy
o tidings of a revolution born

In London, in Britain,
this blessed babe was born
and played "Cedric" in Harry Potter
before, as "Edward" he was known
in Glamour's "sexiest Vampires"
his beautiful face was shown
o tidings of no consequence
no none at all
o tidings that make no difference in our lives

from Stephanie Meyer,the author
a clear message came;
that if you dont have a partner
you should be ashamed
How all boys fall for the awkward girl
well except for James
no he likes girls with red hair, yeah-
satanic even
and she spends 2 books trying to kill Bella

"fear nothing" said the Angel
yes Edward,(good guess), is he
"you're my reason for existence"
quoting book one,two and three
if he says it a hundred more times
still SHOCKED, Bella would be
o she's taking advanced bio classes
but still ditsy
o Edward is the ideal mate it seems

but then came Jacob, the werewolf
and fangirls rejoiced in mind
here's a 16year old with a six pack
shirtless in storm and wind
he fell for Bella straightaway
a love triangle we find
o tidings of Bella's confusion
of whom to choose
o tidings, that werewolves always lose

the Volturi, vampire royalty
want Edward by their side
and Alice- who sees the future
and cos Edward can read minds
they threaten to kill Bella
unless she joins vampirekind
o tidings of vampires' beauty
something Bella needs
also tidings of Jacob and Edwards upcoming fight

Now to the series, sing praises,
all of you, in two minds
you can be in love with 2 people
although you are one of three kinds
human, vampire and werewolves
the reason is something divine
o Forks is a magical place
a teenage haven
Love, is all thats important here

check out the original here- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM57M6NwJvw

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  1. ShreyDecember 14, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    nice...it goes brilliantly with the song...glad you put up a link :) i wish you'd parodied a more heard of carol though...go for silent night ? Also i'd like to vote on the poll...do you mind keeping it open for a period of time :)

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