God rest ye ladies and gentlemen
and fangirls, attention pay
Rob pattinson, the Twilight star
was born on the 13th of May
to save Bella from Satan's power
in this movie he's called "James"
o tidings of romance and joy,
of girl and boy
o tidings of a revolution born
In London, in Britain,
this blessed babe was born
and played "Cedric" in Harry Potter
before, as "Edward" he was known
in Glamour's "sexiest Vampires"
his beautiful face was shown
o tidings of no consequence
no none at all
o tidings that make no difference in our lives
from Stephanie Meyer,the author
a clear message came;
that if you dont have a partner
you should be ashamed
How all boys fall for the awkward girl
well except for James
no he likes girls with red hair, yeah-
satanic even
and she spends 2 books trying to kill Bella
"fear nothing" said the Angel
yes Edward,(good guess), is he
"you're my reason for existence"
quoting book one,two and three
if he says it a hundred more times
still SHOCKED, Bella would be
o she's taking advanced bio classes
but still ditsy
o Edward is the ideal mate it seems
but then came Jacob, the werewolf
and fangirls rejoiced in mind
here's a 16year old with a six pack
shirtless in storm and wind
he fell for Bella straightaway
a love triangle we find
o tidings of Bella's confusion
of whom to choose
o tidings, that werewolves always lose
the Volturi, vampire royalty
want Edward by their side
and Alice- who sees the future
and cos Edward can read minds
they threaten to kill Bella
unless she joins vampirekind
o tidings of vampires' beauty
something Bella needs
also tidings of Jacob and Edwards upcoming fight
Now to the series, sing praises,
all of you, in two minds
you can be in love with 2 people
although you are one of three kinds
human, vampire and werewolves
the reason is something divine
o Forks is a magical place
a teenage haven
Love, is all thats important here
check out the original here-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM57M6NwJvw
