Life, The Universe and Everything: Shit's my life (parody) {from juvenile phase}

There's something for EVERYONE

THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE

This blog consists of random musings, poetry, songs, parodies and stories born out of Awesome guitar solos, Boredom madness and Twilight fever.

I know what your thinking- Twilight? NEXT BLOG. But lets look at this objectively- i'm a female, susceptible to romantic fantasies ( i know, it annoys me too), it has hot people, and thirdly i've always had this vampire obssession and have watched practically every vampire sop or movie there is.

Then there is the case of boredom madness- u know when you're in class, and its not your average droning lecture but the kind of moronic lecture where the guy tries to make you participate in the said boring lecture and tries to use humor, sarcasm and even narcissism to get you interested? That makes me VERY sad. Therefore to escape into an alternate reality of poetic non-awkwardness, i have been forced to write some randomness that to me feels like some sort of an outlet. Sort of like punching a wall.

3rdly Guitar solos. Ever had those moments when you hear this certain kinda music and it SEIZES you and warps your mind and you feel disoriented thereafter? yep.. there's some of those moment-inspired writting too.

so here's me- past and present

enjoy :-)

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Shit's my life (parody) {from juvenile phase}

* wauv-wauv dun-dun-dun dun--dun * (x2)

This aint the song for the teeny boppers
* wauv-wauv dun-dun-dun dun--dun *
no sing along for the tiny totters
* wauv-wauv dun-dun-dun dun--dun *
cos i aint gonna be just a whino in the crowd
gonna hear my cry when i shout it out loud

CHORUS
Shit's my liiiiife
and i'm a bathroom cleaner
the smell is gonna stay forever
i just wanna breathe when i'm at work..
shit's my liiiife
my bath is like a dip in the sewer
cos i aint got no place to live neither
gotta make do with toilet water
SHIT'S
MY
LIFE